Theives arrested for butt dialing
I love this season. The stupid criminals always seem to multiply.
Today's Dose of Karma
Shoplifters robbed while stealing from grocery store
And winner of best mugshot for 2011.

Kidnapper sues former hostages
Because the world has decided to stop even pretending to make sense
“He wants $235,000, in part to pay for the hospital bills that resulted from him being shot by police when they arrested him.”
Police: Fla. woman posed as doctor, injected cement and tire sealant into patient’s backside
But wait. It gets better.
“The suspect — who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman — apparently performed the surgery on herself,…..bee-stung pouty lips, arched eyebrows, oversized hoop earrings — and a large backside.”
I always heard this stuff could kill ya
A Sicily couple murdered a man by sticking butter down his throat hoping all evidence of the weapon would melt away. They were wrong.