January 2011
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If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything...
– Woody Allen (via criminalwisdom)
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TIME Magazine's Top 10 Crime Bosses →
He was a used furniture salesman, I swear!
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The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School... →
These are nice.
I could probably add a few of my former students’ examples.
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Finally! The link between Captain Hook and the... →
Croc eats phone. Stomach rings.
I want this in Batman Three!
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Blackwater founder trains Somalis →
“Prince is involved in a multimillion-dollar program financed by several Arab countries, including the United Arab Emirates, to mobilize some 2,000 Somali recruits to fight pirates who are terrorizing the African coast, according to a person familiar with the project and an intelligence report seen by The Associated Press.
Prince’s name has surfaced in the Somalia conflict amid the...
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North and South Magnetic Poles Are Shifting →
I knew they did thid sort of thing every ba-gillion years or so. But I did not realize they were doing it now. So in addition to airports in Florida and Russia, I wonder what else they will mess up.
And what if pole shifting, global warming, y2k, and el nino join forces just to mess with us?
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Why I Love ACDC
“I’m sick to death of people saying we’ve made 11 albums that sound exactly the same, Infact, we’ve made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.”
Angus Young—ACDC
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Attack of the Flying Squirrel!
All future attendees of signings and presentations beware: the bar has been raised. Lynn brought this flying squirrel in a pouch inside her jacket to last night’s First Night Dover signing. From here on out, all attendees must bring small rodents hidden among their persons.